Top 8 questions to ask after coming back to the movie “2012″ from the bathroom
1. “Damn, I missed it. What horribly perverted scientific explanation did they use for the apocalypse?”
2. “So, which national monument’s dramatic, explosive destruction did I miss?”
3. “How many times should the plane have been decimated in the previous scene?”
4. “Have the people in power revealed that they are greedy fucktards yet?”
5. “Did I miss any not-so-subtle attempts at religious symbolism?”
6. “Has the protagonist’s romantic adversary died tragically yet?”
7. “Was the survival mission unnecessarily delayed until the last minute yet?”
And finally…
8. “Has every survivor started cheering and partying yet, despite the fact that over 6 billion people died horribly and violently?”
Noooo!! Not the statue!
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